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2:00-4:30 in the afternoon
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Text Based Games Forums: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=6648.0 (please @ mention me if you want to talk to me)
Libera IRC: DMs over MemoServ are preferred, but you may also talk to me in #MineralFish during my stated regular online times (please state your wasteof.money username when you join)
Icelandic Waters #1: “I just knew that an Odyssey sequel would be on the red list . . ! If you didn't get it, that's a nod at what's been leaked of the plot so far.”
Icelandic Waters #2: “AY! THEY MISSPELLED BREATH OF THE WILD!”
FACT: When I was younger, I was convinced that Super Mario Odyssey didn't actually exist, and was either a conspiracy or an unreleased game, that people were speculating about. I don't know exactly why I believed this…
I bring this up because I just found the leaked imagery of the . . . uhhh . . . Swatch. My only observation on the hardware is that it has screenshot buttons on both Joy-Cons. I also remember hearing leaked plans for an SMO sequel. Maybe they'll include that in their opening launch series.
Cantiviler: “Less ‘art gallery’ and more ‘art prison’.”
(People have all sorts of names for the sides, or temples, of spectacle frames. I have heard them called “legs”, “props”, “wings”, and “crutches”, among other things. A very strident woman marches into our practice with her teenage daughter in tow.)
Customer: *loudly* “I want you to spread my daughter’s legs. They won’t go behind her ears.”
Me: *speechless*
Customer’s Daughter: *speechless and cringing with embarrassment*
- The Terrors Of Terminology from Not Always Right
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Data shelved for involved cracking.EARTH DATE: 25.1.13 | FEBRUARY | MARCH
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NOT-EARTH DATE: 11.A.2 | SUMMER
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(A) MINTY GROWS // 25.01.31 :: 11.A.20
(B) MINCE GROWS // 25.02.03 :: 11.A.23
(C) THUNDER GROWS // 25.01.12 :: 11.A.12
(D) MINTY MATURES // 25.03.10 :: 11.B.09
(E) MINCE MATURES // 25.03.13 :: 11.B.12
(F) THUNDER MATURES // 25.02.18 :: 11.A.38
(G) CRESCENT SHORE RELEASE // ??????Well, I’d say that I’ve got this group harmony thing figured out.
Pariki: “AAAUUGGHH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TWO DRAGONS DIED TODAY?! THIS IS . . . THIS IS MARGINALLY ACCEPTABLE!!”
Icelandic Waters: “It's past ten. Shut up and drink your lemonade.”
FACT: When I was younger, I was convinced that Super Mario Odyssey didn't actually exist, and was either a conspiracy or an unreleased game, that people were speculating about. I don't know exactly why I believed this…
I bring this up because I just found the leaked imagery of the . . . uhhh . . . Swatch. My only observation on the hardware is that it has screenshot buttons on both Joy-Cons. I also remember hearing leaked plans for an SMO sequel. Maybe they'll include that in their opening launch series.
Cantiviler: “Less ‘art gallery’ and more ‘art prison’.”
My family seems to be making a habit of watching Studio Ghibli movies. We just finished rewatching Howl’s Moving Castle, which was the first movie we've watched. On top of that, we have watched My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away, which is my personal favorite for obvious reasons. My family just bought a permanent license for all 5 of those movies, and my sister remarked that there were several leftover movies in the library! Perhaps we may see a second phase of Project Nostophobia 2 in the future . . .
Reminder that Rain Meadow is now available on the Steam Workshop: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3388224007
Colubrine Sector Log - 1.3.C
> Scan directory '/977950/30123788' for .OGG files.
Scan successful. File copied to 'landonharter/Downloads'.
> Continue analysis of directory '/977950/30123788'.
Warning! Geometric parsing failed on file 'yunlon.png'. Continuing...
Analysis of of 'yunlon.png' complete. Geometric conflicts resolved.
Entity identified as species of interest <372466-3278376-268476>.
> Continue analysis of directory '/977950/30123788'.
Entity detected in file cluster 'controlpanel[1..3].png'. Data recorded.
< "Ugh, it's another one of those . . . peanut gallery inception rooms."
> Abort subroutine due to time limitations
Analysis subroutine ended. Continuing file management routine.
< "This is so awkward . . ."
< "...AY! Don't risk an industrial accident, punk!"(TW;DU: Landon spots a dragon while dissecting a Steam Workshop item and gets severely sidetracked)
CHALLENGE: identify the AJR song that I am in the middle of charting…
NIGHTY MORNING!! I STAYED UP TO MIDNIGHT FOR THIS; PLEASE LET ME IN AND MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE!!
