yo, so today something happened that totally got me vibin' and keepin' it real, yall. basically, my buddy, who i always play xbox with, was like... "look, i'm not sure how to say this, but... i just need to let you know that i'm actually a girl."
i was like "whaaaaaaat?" and she was like "yeah, i mean, i know i have a pretty deep voice and all, and i wasn't sure if you'd be cool with it or not, but i just wanted to be up front about it cuz i kinda hate lying to people and cuz i've actually really enjoyed playing with you, so i hope this doesn't change anything.” and i'm like "nah, for real? that's super cool! you had me fooled, my bad. but no, seriously, this doesn't change anything - i really appreciate the honesty from you, thanks!
so anyway, after that, we kept on gaming and it was just like normal. we did notice we got a lot less hate messages from trolls when they heard her voice, though. it's kind of stupid that girls get so much hate from dudes on xbox, you know?
oh snap, really tho? well, i'll try to break it down, fam. so basically, i was playing xbox and i found out that the dude i've been chillin' with was actually a girl, and she was nervous to tell me cuz boys can be jerks when a girl's in the lobby, right? but we cool, and now we friends. she was just keepin' it real and tellin' it like it is, that's all.