Earlier today, after trying to Shazam some music (GT-180 broadcasts, in case you were wondering), I lost track of my AirPods case. After failing to locate them, I pocket my AirPods, lie down in bed, let Colbrine Sector do its thing, and think nothing more of it.

A few minutes ago, I absentmindedly reach into my left pocket, and pull out . . . my right AirPod.

Oh, well. The other one’s probably somewhere in my bed.