POV: you’re using your phone at 6:26am with glazed eyes:

ENTRY A

I'm up there wee horses! My pants turned out to be the hot kind,
resulting in below average sleep.

DREAM LOG:
 Making s****** ****** with R*****
 Three tiny new chasms in Lanayru
 Ice cream shop in Gerudo Town
 A slideshow
 Something that tastes bad
 The true identity of the art calendar