you know what i hate? when you get up late, and then you're in a big hurry to get ready and out the door. and you're rushing around, trying to get dressed in record speed, and then it hits you: you just remembered that you have to pee. but you're so busy getting ready that you keep putting it off, until you absolutely can't hold it in anymore, and then you're just miserable. so, do me a favor: take care of your peepee breaks first thing in the morning.

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