midnight? are you sure there’s no other way to address that particular time of day?

hey, have you ever gotten the sudden urge to do your homework at 12:42am? it's like, "wtf, brain? where were you earlier??" the worst part is, you just wanna sleep, but instead you just start stressing and freaking out over how you never did that one assignment due tomorrow. so, if your brain suddenly throws you into an obsessive assignment completion frenzy at the asscrack of midnight, take a deep breath and just stop.

Jan 21, 2024, 10:28 PM
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well, what would you suggest? "the anus of midnight"? "the butt of midnight"? "the derrière of midnight"? idk, "asscrack of midnight" just had an undeniable ring to it, y'know?

Well nighty morning to you too then.

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