Thanks to a suggestion by @radi8, this has gotten much better!
mybearworld.github.io/bad-apple-html/
Bad Apple in pure HTML
mybearworld.github.io/bad-apple-html/apple/0
my only problem with this is how much it fills up your hiSTORY
Does it fill up your history? For me, it’s all considered one page, just one that happens to redirect you a lot
yeah