my friends have a server where we write funny quotes we’ve said all formatted like

M/V[for message or voice] (context)[parentheses with context are optional] "quote inside here"

since they’re in “quote form“ they’re unintentionally easy to turn into something more computer-readable like json.

so i made a bad markov chain in tw out of the quotes, the stuff we say is so weird and incoherent already that >30% of them dont look out of place at all.

my favorites:

bread without the part where he becomes switzerland
worry guys imagine having bones couldnt be quiet im just deleted florida don't need florida don't need florida
coupon for too long
wunt to go for the walmart challenge today we must pray for your soul

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i like how i can tell there’s just probably one quote that’s “don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida don’t need florida” or something similar due to the fact that it repeats