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๐˜ฐ๐˜ฉ, ๐˜ถ๐˜ฉ โ€œ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆโ€œ? ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต.
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evil john lennon be like

john lennon be like

john lennon be like

today i spent 5 hours debating if itโ€™s selfish or not to ask someone for help if youโ€™re in a depressive episode

do you ever just

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

โ€” Stan Kelly-Bootle

For a good time, call me

911

part thats broken

colors added for more fun

fractured kneecap ligament

i fell off m skateboard and am in urgent care right now :D

fractured kneecap ligament

i fell off m skateboard and am in urgent care right now :D

i fell off m skateboard and am in urgent care right now :D

acknowledgement is such a gross word no word should start with the sound of someone choking

should be spelled agnowledgement like if you agree

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ngl i thought romani was just short for romanian and not a whole ethnicity of its own for too long

house music fans when their neighbor bangs on their wall

the onion buying infowars type shi

Dear Blazers,

Today is your day of reckoning. Ever since the creation of Blaze in the shadows where only the most powerful play. For years, we have had Blaze slip from our fingers multiple times, yet, we persevered.

I am excited and aroused to announce that The Wasted Company has acquired Blaze. From here on out, The Flame Of Social Media is in the hands of the same prestigious corporation that owns The Only News Source, The Wasted Onion, alongside Theranos, Enron, Wirecard, and Fyre Festival.

Say goodbye to the old Blaze, for it is dead and buried six feet deep. I personally shot it behind a barn to put it out of its misery. The new Blaze begins now, The Flame Of Truth will shine bright in ways that were once thought unimaginable. No more will Blaze collect all of your personal information, it will now collect your very soul.

Prepare for greatness, just like our work at The Wasted Onion, Blaze will be your one-stop-shop for beautiful, completely asinine bullshit.

Hold on fucking tight.

Clef Bozos, CEO, The Wasted Company.

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Me doing 3D art:

(To the tune of that MGMT song)

Me and Blendeerrr

Solidify as they comeeee

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