The state of being both someone and no one is called “using twitter”; by being a twitter user you are only a pawn for another user’s flame war. By both being someone to the few friends you have in real life (your family disowned and kicked you out of the house at this point, for not touching grass on a daily basis) and nobody online, you have reached the ultimate changing point in your life:

Using wasteof.money

By using wasteof.money, you unlock… well, more flame wars, but at least you’re someone because there aren’t enough active users for you not to be someone.