Hello
This will be my pinned post idk I guess, I’ll delete & redo this one day
You can find me almost nowhere on the Internet, where I usually go by the username cheesewhisk3rs or Not-cheesewhisk3rs (very intuitive I know)
My name’s just that but I also have other names (I collect names just like I collect minerals)
tallyhall is my life
You may slap me with a wet trout if a make a major mistake but usually I’d prefer to just discuss it
Sometimes i type horribly,,. on PUR.POSE!!!!!, and sometimes by accident
(this also depends on who I’m talking to)
Uh yeah this isn’t much of a list
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
-Isaac Asimov
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
Today I am doing a policy speedrun to fulfil every manifesto promise I haven’t completed yet. Each point number from my manifesto is in square brackets:
We’ve gotten the Oxford English dictionary to change the spelling of “enclosure” to “inclosure,” [2] meaning the acronym of the FBI is now Funny Baboon Inclosure. [3]
We have renamed New York to New York New York, so with its state its New York New York New York. [7]
Bologna has been criminalised [9] and decriminalised. [10]
Everyday is now Independence Day! [13]
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal "bodeboop". A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready… Start! [14]
Our flag now has a cool dragon on it. [18]
The national motto is now “E Pluribus Unum? I hardly know ‘em!” [22]
The Supreme Court is now the Soup Meme Court. [23]
Gerrymandering is legal only if your name is Gerry. [24]
Tax fraud is OK sometimes but the IRS won’t tell you when and why. [25]
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
Did my one comment cause everyone to want to overthrow the glorious auriali?
Oh no :(
BlinkAndYouCrash v1.02 is here!
It may be a year overdue, but BAYC just got touchscreen support. I implore you to try it out on your smartphone; it might be more fun than playing with a mouse! I find it works best if you use a portrait orientation, go into fullscreen in the options, and scrub your finger along the bottom during play.
Speaking of fullscreen, the mouse experience has been improved, too. Mouse control now magnifies relative to the game screen, so you move just as fast no matter what. Will this be the last update? Who knows.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/926078
https://doubledenial.itch.io/blinkandyoucrash
I managed to skip Two Wuv by Tally Hall (one of the worst tallyhall songs in my opinion) in about 1.5 seconds yesterday. That’s 1.5 seconds to recognise the song, turn on my phone (which was off but already in my hand) and click skip. I’ve had a lot of practice but that’s my personal record.
I might start making YouTube videos, does anyone have any suggestions for stuff I could make? So far my only idea has been playing random piano covers of Tally Hall songs with sheet music taken from the Internet but I’m not sure who would even want to watch that
happy wasteof day 
4 years is a lot of time to waste money, congrats on not going into debt (yet)