Hello
This will be my pinned post idk I guess, I’ll delete & redo this one day
You can find me almost nowhere on the Internet, where I usually go by the username cheesewhisk3rs or Not-cheesewhisk3rs (very intuitive I know)
My name’s just that but I also have other names (I collect names just like I collect minerals)
tallyhall is my life
You may slap me with a wet trout if a make a major mistake but usually I’d prefer to just discuss it
Sometimes i type horribly,,. on PUR.POSE!!!!!, and sometimes by accident
(this also depends on who I’m talking to)
Uh yeah this isn’t much of a list
I’m fighting the USA by using “logical quotation marks”, and fighting the UK by not calling them “British quotations”.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy
Why is uploading a file to Wikimedia Commons so complicated like I want to upload this one file and the website just goes “we’ll send you an email to your employer and” or “was this the work of NASA or has the author died for more than 70 years?” or something like that 
hello earthlings its jeffalo and today i have something that i think will 
pulls heartstrings: W H E N T H ‘ I N P O S T E R I S S U S
i also have a cool image to show you all!
and remember kids: slavery is bad
Weekly trending 101:
Become jeffalo (or someone else popular)
Say something that
️pulls heartstrings️Share cool photos
M E M E S
Popular opinion that literally everyone on wasteof.money shares
Edit: i guess we adding venting to this list too
NOW THE FUNNY THING IS I DID NOT BELIEVE THIS MAN
Nice- oh not you pleeeease!! no!!
I KNOW YOU'RE LYIN’ TO ME
Soooo now the new terms and conditions for SoundCloud state that they’re using music to train AI
Well obviously i’m not very thrilled with that, soooo i’m boycotting SoundCloud now
:(
does anyone want to play a game?
no? okay then
guess the tally hall song in 4 emojis or less
I didn’t have anything better to do
Easy:
#1
#2
#3
Medium:
#4
#5
#6
Hard:
#7
#8
(this one's just mean)