Hello
This will be my pinned post idk I guess, I’ll delete & redo this one day
You can find me almost nowhere on the Internet, where I usually go by the username cheesewhisk3rs or Not-cheesewhisk3rs (very intuitive I know)
My name’s just that but I also have other names (I collect names just like I collect minerals)
tallyhall is my life
You may slap me with a wet trout if a make a major mistake but usually I’d prefer to just discuss it
Sometimes i type horribly,,. on PUR.POSE!!!!!, and sometimes by accident
(this also depends on who I’m talking to)
Uh yeah this isn’t much of a list
I beat Core, which was laborious and dull (as well as the lore making no sense), so now I’m at Farewell, the final bonus chapter. It’s entirely difficult, but really awesome. That's probably all the Celeste I’ll play for the holidays, though :(
Fandom is adding AI to their wikis. Please sign this petition, even when it won’t realistically achieve anything: https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:CincinnatiMountain312/Translation_Signatures
Legend has it that if you follow the popular joke “biology is just applied chemistry, chemistry is just applied physics, physics is just applied maths" far enough, you'll end up at the purest of all subjects, philosophy number theory.
Update: it has been moved to “Wikipedia philosophy phenomenon” (and the redirect will probably be deleted so R.I.P. any chance of a “Philosophy (Wikipedia article)” on Wikipedia) but the article is better than ever, I’m so proud it has avoided deletion for ~2 days
Bro does not understand how Wikipedia works
Firstly, I already made a draft, located at User:Not-cheesewhisk3rs/wasteof.money
Secondly, good luck finding the SIGCOV
As President, I will:
Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!
Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!
Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!
Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!
Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!
Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!
Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!
Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!
Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!
End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!
Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!
Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!
Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!
Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!
Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!
I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.
I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!
I didn't know Nestor was “dubiously corporeal”…
Anyways today I'll try to obtain not-cat #888888
NOT THE CHEESE #JUSTICEFORJAMIE
ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/2)
I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.
Wasteof is a proud platform, and I am happy to be running for this prominent position.
But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?
Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will make your life better for all wasteof-ers.
Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all tax free.
Speaking of taxes, all taxes will be optional in my administration and tax evasion will be completely legal (except for Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet, they will instead receive a 50% mandatory tax increase).
Elon Musk will be forced to change his company X to Twitter again as let’s be honest, that’s really cringe of him ngl.
Piracy will be made legal. Remember, if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing. Keep that in mind.
Housing will be completely free. No rent or mortgages, just ask for a house and you get one for free completely paid for by the state. Come on guys, it’s 2025, I think we all know that housing is a basic human right at this point.
PART 1/2 COMPLETED. PART 2 WILL COME TOMORROW
VOTE KYLETECH FOR PRESIDENT!