how to make a horror game (easy tutorial)

1.) find a game for either the nintendo 64, the ps1, or ms-dos

2.) find something ever so slightly unsettling about that game

3.) rebrand the game to look like a parody

4.) gradually overexaggerate the slightly unsettling detail you found in step 2

5.) add a random jumpscare at the end with no explanation

6.) export game and release it on itch.io or steam or something with the promise that it’s a “completely harmless game! :DDDD”

7.) repeat steps 1-5 forever until you generate free money

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