“It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.. On days like these, companies like you.. should be sued to hell”
It’s happening again. The sun shines, the birds chirp, flowers are blooming into vibrant hues of colour, every dog and cat you walk by lets you pet them, you get a good night’s sleep, every cloud in the sky are pure, pillowy white and slowly cascade amongst the bright blue sky. Everyone has a smile on their face as they go about their business with joy and optimism in their hearts, all thanks to Adobe taking a gargantuan L by getting sued by the US Department of Justice.
This week has been amazing so far, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, passersby give you a smile and a wave as you walk past them, there isn't a single cloud in the sky, everything feels right with the world, all thanks to Adobe taking a massive L by having to abandon that $20 billion merger with Figma lmao