being the animal shelter for my friendgroup’s modded minecraft server is funny because every time i log on there’s been a change to who’s in my house:

- i adopted one (1) green firebird, JADEN

- one of my friends dropped Esmerelda the green firebird at my door

- another one of my friends unceremoniously gave me B*st*rd (uncensored in reality lol) the green firebird

- the roof of my house somehow suffocated Esmerelda

- I adopted CIDER the red firebird, 4 skeleton horses, and two horses

- yet another friend left EK-[insert something I forget all the numbers] Fiva Board the green firebird inside my house, claiming that he would pay rent (in all fairness, he did)

- yet another friend spawned Jonothan the cow on my porch and decided that I should keep him

- B*st*rd’s owner acidentally killed him while relocating Jonothan

- i adopted four cats: WAIMARIE, KORORIKO, MĀKOKO, and MIETTE, and two dogs: TOTOA and and an as-of-yet unnamed dog

- We saved Edward the enderman from damnation by putting him in a boat, but he was preventing me from sleeping, so I moved him outside under a tree

- the friend who dropped Esmerelda with me is now planning to keep Manny the wooly mammoth at my house

- the guy who spawned Jonothan the cow accidentally killed Edward while giving him a new house, so we adopted Edwardina to cope with our loss

- the same guy also brought 2 pandas and a nudibranch (???) to storage at my house.

update: i am building a server zoo