Had another weird dream a couple nights ago.

The exact details are blurry (go figure), but in simple terms, everyone on the internet was trying to cancel Shotguns. As in, the firearm. No matter what social media platform I went on, or whatever online game I played, all anyone ever mentioned was “Shotguns are useless, many other guns do the same thing but way better”, “Wake up, people. Shotguns have no purpose, period.”, “Do yourself a favour and get a real gun.”, “What’s the worst type of gun and why is it a shotgun?”

I don’t know about you, but I think they might’ve hated shotguns.

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