Beavers really be looking at some wood and some running water and go “Dam”
Friendly reminder that I am hosting the 2024 TBGForums Christmas Tree, where YOU can participate in the shenanigans by throwing random crap at a tree (and the wall) to create the pinnacle of modern art to celebrate the holidays. The latest tree can be found at the link provided, and you can suggest decorations in the very empty, very sad comments section.
https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=7013.0
(I am an incredibly sad and lonely person)
Friendly reminder that I am hosting the 2024 TBGForums Christmas Tree, where YOU can participate in the shenanigans by throwing random crap at a tree (and the wall) to create the pinnacle of modern art to celebrate the holidays. The latest tree can be found at the link provided, and you can suggest decorations in the very empty, very sad comments section.
https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=7013.0
(I am an incredibly sad and lonely person)
I have been informed by my local council that the organic waste bin is not to be used for the disposal of organic waste, especially if that organic waste comes in biodegradable bags designed to be composted and specifically issued by the council for the disposal of organic waste.
I wish I was joking.
I’m hosting this years TBG Forums Christmas Tree, where we throw random shit at a tree and create a glorious mess. You’re free to suggest decorations here or on the forums (updates will only be shown there)
*clears throat*
*slams table*
*chugs 2 litres of petrol*
*smashes toilet with sledgehammer*
*drops 500kg bomb on bank*
Time to establish anarchy
Just picked up a severe headache from listening to my own voice for several hours.
“Oh but being homosexual isn’t natural!”
“Oh but being transgender isn’t natural!”
Look around. Look at our world. Is ANY of this natural? Were we supposed to acquire such advanced knowledge about our world? Build cities and supporting infrastructure? Develop breakthroughs in medical technology to massively increase our lifespans? Engineer new methods of transport, energy production and agriculture? Establish (admittedly flawed, some more than others) collective bodies that manage critical aspects of their country and address major issues? Research whatever is happening beyond our planet and even send lifeforms to our natural satellite, while bringing them back alive?
Is it natural for me to have just replaced your bloodstream with a blend of Pepsi, bromine, sulfuric acid and kerosene while you weren’t listening?
Displaying no emotions as the single mother of 4 watches me devour the brake discs of her 2008 Honda CR-V
Daily Reminder: Fuck the Lunarians (they jacked up video game prices)
Had another weird dream a couple nights ago.
The exact details are blurry (go figure), but in simple terms, everyone on the internet was trying to cancel Shotguns. As in, the firearm. No matter what social media platform I went on, or whatever online game I played, all anyone ever mentioned was “Shotguns are useless, many other guns do the same thing but way better”, “Wake up, people. Shotguns have no purpose, period.”, “Do yourself a favour and get a real gun.”, “What’s the worst type of gun and why is it a shotgun?”
I don’t know about you, but I think they might’ve hated shotguns.
When you’ve lived as long as I have, you’ll be at least 3 years old.
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