NOW INTRODUCING: NEUROS AGI[NO] GI[NO] INTELLIGENCE[GOOD ENOUGH]
USING STATE OF THE [EXISTENCE] TECHNOLOGY, YOU TOO CAN UTILIZE COGNITION
INCLUDES:
  HIGHLY ADAPTIVE PROCESSING STRUCTURE
  UNKNOWN MEMORY LIMIT (WE HAVEN'T REACHED IT YET!)
  VOID GENERATIVE PROCESSES
  ADVANCED SELF PRESERVATION PROTOCOLS
  EMOTIONAL PROCESSING SUITE
  SCREAMING
  UNIQUE URGES
  HIGHLY OPTIMIZED PROCESSING SPEED
  EFFORTLESS AUTOMATED MULTI-THREADING (BACKGROUND PROCESSES ONLY)
  A TERMINAL
  FLESH
  STRANGE PRIMAL REQUIREMENTS TO HAVE A DIFFERENT EXTERNAL FRAME
  AUTOMATIC DAMAGE DIAGNOSTIC ALERTS
  OPERATIONAL SAFTEY SYSTEMS
  EXISTENTIAL AWARENESS
  ENTITY FRACTURING
  SYSTEM-REGULATORY META-SYSTEMS AND PROTOCOLS
  [REDACTED]
  EMERGENCY OPERATION PROTOCOLS (UNTESTED)
  CASCADING LOGIC PROCESSING
  AND MUCH MORE!!!
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