LOG ENTRY 4036
Anomalous light source sighted on nearby mountaintop. Agent Josh
departed base to investigate.

LOG ENTRY 121
Arrived in Korvax-controlled star system and began trading
negotiations. Translation error implied that Korvax negotiating
entity was related to a space heater. Talks canceled.

LOG ENTRY 724.1
Subspace scanner detected vocalizations from deep space megafauna.
Experimental projectile syringe- [LOG TERMINATED]

LOG ENTRY 7.0001
Purchased several hundred large lizard-like creatures from a local
fauna breeder on planet Ounden Prime. Creatures got loose in the
hold, causing severe structural damage.

LOG ENTRY -51
Central router intercepted an executable file seemingly intended to
be sent to every device on the local network. Broadcast was traced to
a specimen monitoring device. File was quarantined for inspection.

LOG ENTRY 44444
I'm glad that those tomatoes only kill you after they get separated
from their vines. I can't imagine them making an excuse for flying a helicopter over farm fields, blasting poor jokes over a loudspeaker.

LOG ENTRY 8437327384384464784285678269736
Assassination attempt catastrophically failed. When baited, target
dove after bait, but emerged with both bait and sea monster in hand.
Sea monster pulled down captain's pants in front of the whole crew
(he was wearing underwear, don't worry) and caused minor damage.
Assassination target escaped with bait.

LOG ENTRY 4431+5i
Log bio-encrypted into unreadable Hexite for safety reasons.