RESEARCH // 11.3.E // LOG PARTIALLY ENCRYPTED
<76642>: "No copyright law in the universe can stop me!"
<64537>: "I believe you have my stapler."
<344626>: "Every Good Gamble Means Absolutely Nothing"
<745837>: "I'm an optimist, but I'm also a realist."
<33427>: "Oh, we've got to hurry. The baggage truck will be here any moment now!"
<526366>: "GET THIS TINNITUS OUT OF MY- oh, it's gone."
<9653-7848>: "I'm so sorry for your loss I know how it feels to-"
<56825537>: "You think you can defeat me with your dirty laundry, fool?!"
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<2677>: "This will be the easiest round of layoffs ever."
<742369>: "...care to explain what's going on?"
<7426474-55262>: ". . . nonononononoNONONO! Oh, SIMPLETON! NINCOMPOOP!"
<22534>: "Rats, you got away. Guess I'll die!"
<23672>: "I prefer not to trade pleasantries with my captors."
<3687282>: "Update to log: I am now going to run."
<45927377>: "You wouldn't die of anything in the typical sense; you would just stop being biology and start being metaphysics."
<7329464-78336>: "WHY IS THERE A MUDWING IN MY SUMMER PALACE!?"
<629466>: "I'm only helping if you promise to stop texting me the market value of my baseball cards every time it changes."
<44468>: "'Tis evening. From the stars above, a soft, mysterious light brings thoughts of friendship, joy and love . . . NOW LET'S GET THAT FIGHT!"
<567829>: "carbon-based cargo in peril!"
<2668378268>: "It's just you and me in the dark, staring at a potato."
Most of them are official media quotes, but some of them are unofficial quotes, song lyrics, mental output, TV show quotes, comedy show quotes, or video game dialogue.