Hate it when I’m trying to splinky dink and some flonkpilled jerk tells me that splinky dinking is groinged and that I should be flonk wonking instead, like bro I don’t care about flonk wonking, bing chinging, dlorp schlorping, just let me splinky dink in peace bro leave me alone
I do not "flonk." I do not bing, I do not slorp, I do not fap, I do not wonk, I do not ching, I do not schlorp- I SPLINK.