my mom just offered me a beer…. im 74
are you that piece of shit asshole who dropped a deuce on the walmart floor
christ almighty this is just proof that NJ continues to be the worst state
based on recent experiences it's not optimal to shit yourself in public on an nj transit train and then run across the street to annihilate a dunkin bathroom with hot diarrhea running down your leg 
this has happened to ALL of us… we learn from our mistakes I guess!!
god what have you done
Chappell roan, Alex G, Cavetown AND Gigi Perez performing on my birthday??? HELL YES :DDDD
@kiwi when can we launch the department of hydration
#ReleaseTheFiles
My fellow wasters of money,
So I found these files with tallpeter’s name written on them in this Oval Office drawer…
Should I release them in the interest of transparency, or should I shred them, then sue whoever wrote them for trying to defame the great tallpeter?
Because of democracy, I’m leaving the choice to you, wasteof community. Make me proud…
- President Kiwi
am i allowed to send death threats on this platform