hatch is really coming along - most of our site is finished, with just messages and a couple more minor things left.
we have 7 beta testers testing our site now, as well as 8 developers working.
we hope to release as soon as possible!
Wow @hatch Progress Is Really Coming Along. They Have Now Opened The beta Tester Program to 6 Lucky Folks!
Bible Verse 4 [Secret Bible Edition]
Psalms 156:1
“how did u find my easter egg loll”
smart homes suck especially lightbulbs
let me control my home manually goddammit
I have smart lightbulbs in my room, they’re not very good if I’m being honest. If I ever want to have mood lighting, I can do that though. I also have a HomePod mini that never works, somehow it can’t connect to wi-fi.
also i live in like the least smart home unintentionally. our TV is over 10 years old, so it doesn’t any smart features, and pretty much every machine in the house is single purpose. kinda neat. apparently our airfryer has an app though.. i have many questions
i love my watch. it’s a casio g-shock something something, and it tells the time and date, accurate to the second, and does literally nothing else. no notifications, no “take a moment to breathe”, it’s literally just a simple non backlit display that tells the time.
i think this is also the experience people have with mechanical watches but for me, time is not fractions of a circle, it is a number. i can’t read analog clocks 
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Bible Verse 2
Genesis 1:1-2 - In the beginning, Jeffalo created the server and the website. Now the site was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the web, and the Spirit of Jeffalo was hovering over the html.
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Have a bible verse!
Leviticus 13:15 - Some day a social media will come along with the name of “Waste Of Money” created by Jeffalo. And it will be the best social media on earth. And if you don’t agree with me, then you can suck it.
Amen to that!
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Update: i’m getting sick and tired of these updates i give up :(
update: im relevant again.