That being said even though i fucking hate you now @thrat you still get my vote! please dont let esben into the government or i will get you impeached
Unfortunately due to this I am going to be ending my long-standing friendship with @thrat
Unfortunately due to this I am going to be ending my long-standing friendship with @thrat
Still one of the best posts OAT (I’m unbiased)
In light of thrat’s recent campaign, i would like to bring this post to light. Thrat is a certified oren GLAZER which is why they have my vote
Some day we gon' get Oren
Some day we gon' get Lindsay
Baby, don't you bet it all
On a pack of Lindsay
You might think Oren wrote you off
They gon' have to Lindsay me off
Someday the Oren’ll be gone
And they'll play Lindsay on and on
Sometimes I take all the Oren
Talk like I drank all the Lindsay
Oren ahead but way Lindsay
I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren
No half-orens, just all Lindsays
Caught between Oren and Lindsay
This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay
Election Coverage: Thrat And Eris Go Insane After Telepathically Reading Each Other's Thoughts
THE INTERNET—Following the bombshell announcement that the two campaigns would merge into one, presidential candidate Thrat and vice presidential candidate Eris went insane Thursday after forming a telepathic link and reading each other's thoughts.
By The Wasted Onion: I Took A Bribe To Commit Murder, But Owl And Juni Are Even More Unfit For Office
Hi guys! It is me, presidential nominee Thrat! I would firstly like to thank all of my loyal voters[?], who are ensuring a bright and prosperous wasteof.money [EDITOR'S NOTE: Bold of you to assume wasteof was ever bright or prosperous]. My rant’s primary service is not to serve as political propaganda [EDITOR'S NOTE: Keep telling yourself that, pal] so that more people vote for me (although I’d love that, thank you!), but as a stern warning to my fellow wasteof.money users about the dangers of electing someone like Owl or Juni.
This piece was written by @thrat, thank you!
Elsewhere On The Campaign Trail:
EvilJeffalo Surges In Polls For Pledging To Make Wasteof A Dictatorship
Narcissistic Jeffalo Votes For Owl So He Can Learn What Her Kindly Worded Letter Says
Juni's Real Name Revealed To Be ‘Figel Narage’
Full coverage: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/thrat-and-eris-go-insane-after-telepathically-reading-each-others-thoughts/
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Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being
https://theonion.com/man-eating-salad-takes-moment-to-appreciate-what-a-good-boy-hes-being/
hi everyone, guess what today is??? after half a decade of existence, wasteof.money has officially turned five years old!! this achievement wouldn’t have been possible without our lovely user base, so thank you all, and here’s to another five 
Weeezerr
