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hi

there are 34 states of matter now?

what are scientists thinking??

wasteof.money is legal in all 34 states

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Why are you calling me that. I am not a Rat

what did that pennsylvania rat do

oops wrong account

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do you have any idea of the amount of animal homicides you’d be responsible of

someone prob already did this and idc but i want to make a tamagotchi like app but in order to keep your pet alive you have to not be on your phone

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#FeelingBlessed #Blessed

Y’all. #LifeUpdate. I’m boutta demolish a Chicken Caesar Salad. Hope everyone has a wonderful night.

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HAHA I LOVE YOU @JEFFALO

FINALLY I AM ABLE TO LOG INTO MY 2022 ACCOUNT

that being said… go follow @salad since im most active there.

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i never claimed to be good + you lost :mock:

salad sucks at smash bros. buddy really spammed kirby’s up B for the entire smashing session

no,

getting laid = positive; getting off = positive;

and as we know because of the implication two positives makes a negative

#TheoryDisproved

getting laid is great

getting off is great

so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.

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i am jacob t. minestra, jr. i live at 85 w bridge street, new hope, pennsylvania, united states 18938

i have started to port all of the unicode showcases to newgrounds

why? because i Feel Like It

i’ll probably do like One or Two a day

see the first One here: https://7s3s.newgrounds.com/news/post/1596076

Unicode Showcase #23

u+1f402

Added in: v6.0 (October 2010)

Ox

🐂

Like and follow for more Unicode!

solution: have shorter legs

hot take: airlines should either give more space or remove the ability to recline seats in economy class

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AWESOME UPDATE

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