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my mom just offered me a beer…. im 74

… so my MOM just said i look like a sexy milkmaid …

ummmmmmm

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sigh nevermind…

HOLY SHIT ALPHA IS ON THE FIREHOSE!?

HOLY SHIT ALPHA IS ON THE FIREHOSE!?

are you that piece of shit asshole who dropped a deuce on the walmart floor

christ almighty this is just proof that NJ continues to be the worst state

based on recent experiences it's not optimal to shit yourself in public on an nj transit train and then run across the street to annihilate a dunkin bathroom with hot diarrhea running down your leg 💔💔💔🤣🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️ this has happened to ALL of us… we learn from our mistakes I guess!!

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god what have you done

Chappell roan, Alex G, Cavetown AND Gigi Perez performing on my birthday??? HELL YES :DDDD

@kiwi when can we launch the department of hydration

i haven’t been staying hydrated :(

Let’s play a game

Guess Who Fell Off

#ReleaseTheFiles

My fellow wasters of money,

So I found these files with tallpeter’s name written on them in this Oval Office drawer…

Should I release them in the interest of transparency, or should I shred them, then sue whoever wrote them for trying to defame the great tallpeter?

Because of democracy, I’m leaving the choice to you, wasteof community. Make me proud…

- President Kiwi

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am i allowed to send death threats on this platform

vibe coding is literally safer than “actual” coding, stop being ableist.

I cant Blieve conan is still making Clueles Gamers

ay man paradock dont deserve ts man

dam bruh tally hall is ahh

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