LOG ENTRY 3706558
Localized boundary failure detected in freighter system. Liquidator
Dork found and deleted a video file described as "a lion jumping
38 feet into the [expletive] sky". Boundary stabilized.

LOG ENTRY 348.463
Extreme gravitational fields, originating in the southern sky, have
been detected. S.M.A.R.T. readings indicate a 0.000724% drop in the
relative planetary gravitational force.

LOG ENTRY 430
Websocket readings intercepted and analyzed. Benefactor Tafflow was
available for communication at the time. No action was taken.

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Log Entry C409A3
Baby Blue was found unconscious in the southeast bedroom with
marginal head injuries. Baby Blue claimed that she saw an anomalous
light switch behind the eastern bookshelf, and had attempted to flee
the room in panic.

LOG ENTRY 404
Support page not found. Are you looking for the "How to quickly
record meal information" page?

LOG ENTRY 900
A bottle containing an unidentified fluid was quarantined for
inspection. Following lab analysis, the substance was identified
as cherry juice concentrate. Following a suggestion from Liquidator
Dork, bottle was moved to biohazard storage.

LOG ENTRY 211
Security systems have had power cut for an unknown reason. Sentinels
have been reassigned to high-alert patrol routines.

LOG ENTRY 1
Right-to-left override character detected in logs. Log formatted.