I hide in plain sight, same as you.
Fire in the hole, bitch!
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.
You don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a criminal lawyer.
Clearly, his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers.
You're the smartest guy I ever met, and you're too stupid to see he made up his mind 10 minutes ago.
Did you just bring a bomb into a hospital?
You know how they say it's been a pleasure'? Well... it hasn't.
You're never too old for balloons.
Gatorade me, bitch!
Sometimes it just feels better not to talk. At All. About Anything. To Anyone.
Cooking is art. And the shit I cook is the bomb.
Scientists love lasers.
Free to cook anytime, anywhere.
Since when do vegans eat fried chicken?