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Jesse Pinkman

The thing is, if you just do stuff and nothing happens, what's it all mean? What's the point? Oh right, this whole thing is about self-acceptance.

Jesse Pinkman

We're all on the same page. The one that says, if I can't kill you, you'll sure as shit wish you were dead.

Jesse Pinkman

I'm the guy your boss brought here to show you how it's done.

Jesse Pinkman

Now, hey, remember, not all learning comes out of books.

Jesse Pinkman

Hey, tell your douchebag brother-in-law to head towards the light.

Jesse Pinkman

You don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a criminal lawyer.

Hank Schrader

Did I say you could open your mouth? And, hands off the car!

Badger

Put me on your magical boat, man, and sail me down your chocolaty river of meth!

Gustavo Fring

I investigate everyone with whom I do business. What careful man wouldn't?

Stephen King

Get busy living or get busy dying.

Walter White

Some people are immune to good advice.

Gustavo Fring

My friends, I promise you that together, we will prosper.

Gustavo Fring

I do not believe fear to be an effective motivator. I want investment. For now, I'm simply interested in time frame.

Jesse Pinkman

Seriously? "Hello Kitty"?

Saul Goodman

Don't drink and drive but if you do, call me.