If we pass by he turns and with one look

reminds us

that we've only borrowed it

(Extract from a poem named “Fox”)

I will live to be 270 years old, said the Penguin. The Government said no. But the Penguin said it in 1865.

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Time to define … some nonsense!

  1. fluppandious : word for satisfactory food.

  2. glodfsome : A deal worth being talked about (synonymous with “chobblesome”).

  3. werspzy : Spicy.

  4. ondifongyule : A mushroom found mostly in the northern section of the Amazong Rainforest. (ondifongyule plocartis)

Example sentences!

My ondifongyules are generally good, but some people complain they’re not cooked enough and too werspzy.

This restaurant is very fluppandious and glodfsome!

all @ a a a (letter) namesnipes are taken now

nvm this is last

Stop it please (assuming you’re qxva?)

The river styx is crowded in 2024

Ooh this would make a great %advancedhumour post I just need the image

https://wasteof.money/posts/6751cf1811975704ddae0762#comments-6752af497880591aa9acfaee (dont wanna reply directly) | wait, what kind of illegal, if I may ask? just data violation, right?

I was a user on there once but don’t remember hearing about anything of that kind occuring

Parkour

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SONIC TOOK MY BEANS! HE JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY BEANS! DAMNIT SONIC I WANTED TO MAKE ENCHILADAS FOR DINNER! I SPENT 4.99 ON THOSE BEANS AND I HAD TO BUY MORE SO I COULD MAKE ENCHILADAS! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I HAVE TO WALK TO GET MY BEANS!? CAN'T YOU JUST GO AND BUY YOUR OWN? YOU LITERALLY LIVE 3 MINUTES FROM THE SUPERMARKET! YOU SPENT MORE TIME STEALING BEANS FROM ME THAN IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN FOR YOU TO JUST WALK TO THE SUPERMARKET! GOD, FU-

For some reason my first thought when seeing this in all caps was

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Do you know where the original text is from?

As in your original text or mine?

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Am I misremembering? I remember sharing https://youtu.be/qpFSeq4zxGY on darflen before but I can’t find it

I got no clue I rarely check youtu.be links

This is the one where they tell a “goes into a bar” joke very long-windedly

Ohh didn't I send that to meower

Variations on a Cloud

I didn't run away! it was.. it was a strategic retreat!

I didn't run away! it was.. it was a strategic retreat

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