“The night will never stay,
The night will still go by,
Though with a million stars
You pin it to the sky,
Though you bind it with the blowing wind
And buckle it with the moon,
The night will slip away
Like sorrow or a tune.”
“His world had gone
Overnight-
Paths, tracks, known smells
All sunk
Under soft whiteness
That made him wince and sneeze.
Packed footmarks showed
Where the milkman had trod;
A second set, the postman's
Kit, on flinching paws,
Quickstepped to the gate
In a dazzle of white.
Couldn't see where it ended
So stood up to stare,
Poised like a meerkat.
An exclamation in the snow -
Black kitten
In a white world.
“If we pass by he turns and with one look
reminds us
that we've only borrowed it”
(Extract from a poem named “Fox”)
I will live to be 270 years old, said the Penguin. The Government said no. But the Penguin said it in 1865.
Time to define … some nonsense!
fluppandious : word for satisfactory food.
glodfsome : A deal worth being talked about (synonymous with “chobblesome”).
werspzy : Spicy.
ondifongyule : A mushroom found mostly in the northern section of the Amazong Rainforest. (ondifongyule plocartis)
Example sentences!
My ondifongyules are generally good, but some people complain they’re not cooked enough and too werspzy.
This restaurant is very fluppandious and glodfsome!
https://wasteof.money/posts/6751cf1811975704ddae0762#comments-6752af497880591aa9acfaee (dont wanna reply directly) | wait, what kind of illegal, if I may ask? just data violation, right?
I was a user on there once but don’t remember hearing about anything of that kind occuring
SONIC TOOK MY BEANS! HE JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY BEANS! DAMNIT SONIC I WANTED TO MAKE ENCHILADAS FOR DINNER! I SPENT 4.99 ON THOSE BEANS AND I HAD TO BUY MORE SO I COULD MAKE ENCHILADAS! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I HAVE TO WALK TO GET MY BEANS!? CAN'T YOU JUST GO AND BUY YOUR OWN? YOU LITERALLY LIVE 3 MINUTES FROM THE SUPERMARKET! YOU SPENT MORE TIME STEALING BEANS FROM ME THAN IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN FOR YOU TO JUST WALK TO THE SUPERMARKET! GOD, FU-
For some reason my first thought when seeing this in all caps was
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Am I misremembering? I remember sharing https://youtu.be/qpFSeq4zxGY on darflen before but I can’t find it