Alright I got @shovelknight back up again but it seems he’s kinda having double posting issues… I think I know how to fix that.
EDIT: I think I figured it out. He should work now!
I didn't know Phantom Striker from Shovel Knight was real
so uhhh
for some reason there are lightning flashes outside
even though there isnt any rain or thunder
weird
Once u
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But yet after learning either technology they then proceed to use them improperly and break several rules about them because they're lazy or want to get things done faster. 
Imagine if everyone was forced to learn HTML and take a test in order to use the Internet. What would the web be like? That's what driver's Ed feels like to me
Howdy, wasteof.money community! Through blood, sweat, and tears, I’ve finally worked long enough to present to y’all: My first bot!
It doesn’t do much yet, but I’m not gonna tell you exactly HOW to get it to respond. That you’ll have to figure out. A clue is that the more you know about the game, the easier it’ll be to discover the secret…
Anyway, have fun with the bot! It’s gonna be up 24/7… I think. Lemme know if you guys are having issues, and don’t tell the bot because it can’t help you.
Now, why did I do this, you ask?
…
help wynd everyone we need to topple the throne of the gelatin jeff
Fun Shovel Knight fact: You witness at least one character dance in every single player campaign.
Post button too, because I won't notice the error until it's too late
I’ve been using wasteof on my phone a lot recently and I realized that the beta button is a pain in the ass on the phone
Oh, I see it. It says: you did not wake up today to be mediocre. Unfortunately they don't know what I woke up to be.
I got another Scratch alert today. This one, on the other hand, I actually understand, and I'm kind of glad the ST removed it because I would've done it myself if I could.