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I just shat myself in my geography exam

I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)

Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.

Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there

So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet

The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy

I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig

Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys

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no more sonic the hedgehog 😭

genesis 1 does not pass trumps NSF censorship

Considering using .c_str() and feeding it into atoi()

Tips on taking a C++ string class object that only contains a number (e.g. "-200") and converting it into an int or double?

Tips on taking a C++ string class object that only contains a number (e.g. "-200") and converting it into an int or double?

I am going to bake you into a batch of Every Flavor Jelly Beans

Remember that story where Loki transforms into a mare and gets impregnated by a horse? Guess who has a Loki skin: Chester. And guess who's part of Chester’s trio: BERRY THE HORSE.

Be me

What must a man do to get on alpha?

True…

The usernames are just wrong

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patrick

based school

my school is trying to make us promote generative AI for an assignment 👎

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my school is trying to make us promote generative AI for an assignment 👎

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is im not becoming the reposter again

trans rights innit

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WHAT IS UP GAMERS

I’ve been working on this project for a few months now, it’s definitely not complete yet, but it’s been a while and I’ve been itching to show people.

While it isn’t done yet, it is at a stage where it is definitely playable, and I would love to get some feedback and any suggestions you have. Don’t be afraid to tell me you think it sucks, because I want to know that before I spend even more time on this!

link: https://editor.p5js.org/7vector/full/NlnUSedYI (best played in fullscreen, mobile devices not supported)

Reactive is a game about operating a sci-fi nuclear reactor aboard a spaceship hauling cargo for some faceless corporation. You are a brain in a box autonomous operator, who’s purpose is to operate the ship’s systems, primarily its reactor (which is the only thing that is available for now). A few moments of distraction could have catastrophic consequences. You’ll also need to communicate with the maintenance team to have things repaired when they break.

The game is planned to be a rougelike-ish game somewhat similar to FTL, except you’re not the captain. This includes buying upgrades, combat, and an end destination. I’m also planning on adding achievements for getting endings, doing feats, and finding secrets. All of this stuff (in this paragraph) is just a plan and has no release date right now.

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sofanthiel nooo

wtf is this weird egg