Donald Trump’s hires are now denying that Epstein did anything 
What a stupid attempt at downplaying his association
Fuck it we ball
My fellow wasters of money,
So I found these files with tallpeter’s name written on them in this Oval Office drawer…
Should I release them in the interest of transparency, or should I shred them, then sue whoever wrote them for trying to defame the great tallpeter?
Because of democracy, I’m leaving the choice to you, wasteof community. Make me proud…
- President Kiwi
When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked 
) (we ALL relate) 
kirk died on 9/10
today is 9/11
nintendo direct on 9/12
this is the biggest epstein cover up ever
caucasian core
I love christmastime when my cousins visit 
only time of the year I KNOW I'm getting laid
transgender for everyone. everyone transgender
replace all country flags with pride flags #darkwoke