@corn_bin

If you place your ear on my chest you can hear a hamster on a wheel trying his best

The council has spoken

One (1) like and I will unlearn to read

I think I could win in a fight against most bugs

I don’t recall ever leaving Alaska

When ur in a William Shakespeare contest and your opponent is infinite monkeys

The covid booster made me feel like a hot pocket

do you think spiders can dream

I haven’t seen a bird yet today, but I will keep everyone posted

I am a fish and life is an octopus punching me out of spite

Oh to be a snail on the tail of a whale

For every like I will hit @perrin with a fish

Diogenes has nothing on me

Follow me for more life hacks

I’m drake from rap