COSTCO MENTIONED RAHHHHHH
WHAT THE HELL IS A PROFITABLE PRICING MODEL
I was in Costco the other week in Edinburgh and my S23 Ultra tried to connect to a Samsung smart fridge out of nowhere lmao
this post is the worst thing to have ever happened on any eleventh of september
getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethra
Dolphins offense vs Patriots defense yesterday
burrito woke up last week and decided to post exclusively the most heinous and viscerally uncomfortable thoughts one could possibly think up
I love christmastime when my cousins visit 
only time of the year I KNOW I'm getting laid 
Ads on sports uniforms as a concept always looks worse than no ads and I will die on this hill
Soccer jerseys should take a page out of world rugby’s book and only have the maker’s logo and crest on the jersey, if you absolutely need ads then small ones on the sleeves or below the back collar are ideal. They don’t always look bad and some ads on the chest are about as tasteful as they can be, but they’d look better without them. I’m also way more in favor of local companies being sponsored than massive multi-billion dollar international corporations. Big companies are fine so long as they have logical logistic ties to the team they’re sponsoring, otherwise it feels like a money-grubbing ploy for both parties. If it’s not Dunkin or Wayfair sponsoring the Boston Legacy, I don’t want it
The MLB and NBA both look significantly worse with sponsor patches, especially if they clash with the team’s color scheme or have a solid background container (love’s sponsoring the thunder looked awful, for example)
Crazy that the NFL of all leagues is the only major league left with no ads. You’d think they’d be on it ASAP given how obviously money hungry the owners are.
Words cannot express how hyped I am to see sports uniform discourse on this place of all places. Finally, another place where my endless sports uniform opinions can be broadcasted for all to view. I could keep going for several hundred more posts do not test my power
if I didn’t know better, at a glance I’d assume this was like a uae national team
sure it could look worse, but having big advertisements front and center doesn’t look good
Bro does not know what he’s on about 
name me 1 football jersey that has an obstructive sponsor that isn’t from the Colombian third division
Hot take? Soccer/Football jerseys suck. All modern football jerseys are just advertisements, which look corny and ugly. Sports like basketball, baseball, American football, etc have clean and simple jersey designs. Yet football jerseys are so obtrusive with all their sponsorships.
MASSACHUSETTS MENTIONED RAHHHHHH
WHAT THE HELL ARE AFFORDABLE HOUSING OR REASONABLY PRICED COFFEE
I VOLUNTEER
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
By The Wasted Onion: New York Times Posts Op-Ed Demanding Zohran Mamdani Share His Wife If He Truly Socialist
I agree with this in theory but telling people who struggle with suicidal tendencies that they’re being selfish and cowardly is a very ungracious and unhelpful sentiment. Yes, suicide harms more people than just those who take their own lives, and that hurt should be noted. Still, insulting and belittling them does nothing helpful for anyone involved and can easily further wound an already poor self image, which can in turn lead them to further believe they are isolated or unworthy of love, common reasons for suicidality.
suicidal people need and deserve grace, care, gentleness, and emotional support, not belittlement and bitter treatment. anger and hostility is never the right way to respond to those who are hurting and need help.
if you are feeling suicidal, talk to someone openly and earnestly about it. please. you are more capable and more worthy of love than you realize. stay alive.
https://988lifeline.org / https://samaritanshope.org/our-services/24-7-helpline/
Suicide is such a selfish way of going about things. Maybe you don't give a damn about yourself and your life, but have you ever thought to consider the lives of everyone else?? Sure, perhaps it may be easier to die than to endure pain with patience, but would you really rather cowardly move your pain onto those around you than find better ways to deal with yourself?
This is a message to anyone who needs to hear it, and there are quite a few here; Don't fucking do it.
congrats @corn_bin on becoming (I think) the first wasteof user to get married
proud of you dingus
I think having a vegetable garden and an elaborate bird feeder setup would fix me tbh
wow who would’ve guessed the guy who was buddies with Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and flew on Epstein’s plane dozens of times and has a reputation of making lewd misogynistic comments towards women and openly admitted to creeping on underage girls at pageants he hosted and has been accused of raping dozens of women including girls as young as 13 is on the Epstein list
who could have possibly seen this coming
trump x elon toxic yaoi breakup is just the kendrick vs drake beef but with two drakes
@kiwi now faces a choice: not change his pfp and preserve the legitimacy of leaks, or change it out of spite. will he make the easy choice that supports local independent journalism, or will he commit to the bit? it remains to be seen. the tension is palpable
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we're no longer allowing political sock puppet or astroturfing accounts. please engage from your main accounts if you'd like to participate in those kinds of discussions.
ideally, wasteof.money remains a safe, fun space. the political content doesn’t meaningfully add to the discourse here. discuss politics on Reddit or something.
absolute cinema, give this man a Pulitzer Prize
By The Wasted Onion: Republicans And Democrats Wasteof Accounts Duke It Out For Coveted ‘Biggest Dweeb’ Award
THE INTERNET—Lashing out at each other with screenshots of news articles with no sources over which political party was more incapable of running the world’s wealthiest country, wasteof fan accounts Republicans and Democrats began fighting a war of words Monday in an effort to be honoured with the platform's “Biggest Dweeb” award. “The LAME-OCRATS and WOKE liberal media would have you believe that KRINGE KAMALA would be a better president than TRUMP! They/them are WRONG! Trump has already done so much for this country unlike SLEEPY JOE,” read a message by the Republicans account, marking a strong start which could win them the award for being completely and utterly batshit weird. “Oh yeah? Well we have facts on our side! You guys have already caused an economic crash and brought back measles. And that reminds me, please remember to DONATE to our fight to wag our fingers at every bad thing Trump is doing! It’s vital you give us your fucking goddamn money, we have THE RIZZ guys,” said a reply from Democrats, which shot the account into the lead after a spike in hospitalisations due to users gritting their teeth to dust from profusely wincing. At press time, when asked by a fellow wasteof user if either of them think their respective parties should refuse money from lobbying groups, both accounts replied “Hell fucking no, give them that sweet moolah” simultaneously.
