@corn_bin

It's a beautiful day today
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Looking back, I am quite fond of the day I ate 8 bowls of soup

WOah this thing has colors

I’ve never licked a spark plug

today is a marvelous day I saw a bird

I haven’t seen a bird yet today, but I will keep everyone posted

This whole evolve to crab thing is taking too long

I’m glad I can use my powers for good

@perrin and @corn_bin spending an hour sending pure meme genius on here warms my cold, stone heart

Hello Seattle I am a block of cheese

In the drawer of your fridge

I slowly melt on slices of wheat and rye

and bring joy to James may

It’s been 3 years since the accident you have to let me go

young man

take the eggnog and run

Scientists would have discovered more rocks by now if I wasn’t eating them faster

My text posts are organic and cage-free, unlike @perrin’s

I like to eat Doritos just to flex on those feudal peasants