my idiot son took the box and now this is his sad attempt at getting me to love him
i only got 4 items at the store and it cost me $1,981.64. inflation is crazy thanks joe biden
i only got 4 items at the store and it cost me $1,981.64. inflation is crazy thanks joe biden
Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself
Cigarettes:
guys please help… i (12M) need to confess, i didnt actually get a credit card. i just stole my mom’s (25F) debit card and posted it to flex, but now her card is declining everywhere we go and we cant even afford food anymore… what do i do? my entire family's gonna starve now. AITA?
it’s a new year so i can officially say i haven’t showered since 2020! 
just watched ghostbusters. my favorite part was when they said “it's ghost bustin’ time” and busted all over the ghosts
Went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last night and stumbled upon this.
Holy fuck is all I can say.