@devdav

I accidentally just sent this to my uncle fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

pov: your insurance claim was denied by unitedhealthcare

alright vro why is my javascript being racist

my idiot son took the box and now this is his sad attempt at getting me to love him

i only got 4 items at the store and it cost me $1,981.64. inflation is crazy thanks joe biden

Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself

Cigarettes:

guys please help… i (12M) need to confess, i didnt actually get a credit card. i just stole my mom’s (25F) debit card and posted it to flex, but now her card is declining everywhere we go and we cant even afford food anymore… what do i do? my entire family's gonna starve now. AITA?

just got my first credit card, God is great

it’s a new year so i can officially say i haven’t showered since 2020!

hello. im back. (i finally escaped the basement)

i love my hello kitty girlfriend <3

is ramadan some new tiktok challenge or something?

just watched ghostbusters. my favorite part was when they said “it's ghost bustin’ time” and busted all over the ghosts

Went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last night and stumbled upon this.

Holy fuck is all I can say.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II