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imagine how sad the last neanderthal must have felt

9/11 deniers are funny asf to me bc they're like “jet fuel can't melt steel beams” “another, greater force must have been applied to cause it to fall” my brother in christ I think an entire boeing 767 travelling at 450 mph is enough of a greater force

why is it that whenever someone is asked to name a woman it's always one of the following:

1. their mother

2. Michelle Obama

3. Harriet Tubman

4. Amelia Earhart

5. Helen Keller

Are these the women of all time

we reached a point in the past where meme culture openly acknowledged the absurdity of the memes of the time when surreal memes were popular and now we live in a time where such memes are the norm

whoever posted that first quandale dingle image must feel like they opened pandoras box

I feel like meme images and their captions have become so detached from one another that they're just two separate jokes bc the average instagram reels meme goes like “when u n twin rizzing fine shyt bruzz huzz culturally relevant slang” and the image is just a stock photo of a snail

deez nuts

deny defend depose

professionality is the key to a good public image, and a good branding reflects that. if a company that's small has a good branding, it shows they're professional and ambitious. it's also kinda a fake it til you make it type situation— if your brand looks like it's big and important, people will perceive it as such.

people are like “omg I'm so cynical” clearly you have never lived inside of a large ceramic jar and beat your meat at people to win arguments

MUSTAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD

does being mlg brainrotted in elementary school in 2nd grade and singing the chorus to ultimate count as being an og denzel curry fan

thanks for 230 followers

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