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u know u a real one if it burns when u pee

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"Man, I wish there was a way to randomly survey people by dividing them into groups based on defining characteristics!" The humble stratified random sample:

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hi

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I nominate @Burrito

The wasteof government needs a department of fun

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ONE BAD BITCH AND SHE DO WHAT I SAY SO

i like the song ‘blueberry faygo’ an unreasonable amount considering how shallow and predictable it is

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yes too many screens not enough room for children in the trunk

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

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update on the dunkin shit explosion situation: they just introduced a new flavor of donut frosting made from my diarrhea that they cleaned off the walls

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crazy that my girlfriend and my cousin has the same birthday

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jeffalo took me to the chat and touched me in my nether regions

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dead chat

should i spice things up

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spoiler alert search Twitter for most of these they probably come up

Just found the original post from 2020. Burrito is a liar and a fraud who plagiarizes material.

#CancelBurrito

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hi everyone

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you guys are a horrible influence my kanye era is giving me so many likes

apparently the voice of god has spoken to me so i have to pack it up guys im sorry thank you to my local supporters and EVERYONE on this site because you ALL agree with me on EVERYTHING I have said

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apparently the voice of god has spoken to me so i have to pack it up guys im sorry thank you to my local supporters and EVERYONE on this site because you ALL agree with me on EVERYTHING I have said

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this bidet got me blasting ropes bro 🤤🤤🤤🤤😩😩😩😩

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