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SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

obama

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a$ap rocky's new single has me rolling bc it has this one line in it that goes “heard dog talkin funny like it's family guy” and i cannot listen to the song with a straight face bc every time the line comes up i am mentally flashbanged with a picture of brian and it drives me insane

john pork sex

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imagine being the mf who was just born who's grandparents are tony hawk and kurt cobain like seriously this kid might be the 90s in human form

tfw you accidentally drop your gym teacher’s dryer ball in the Chesapeake Bay

bithc

i’ve just noticed that no one swears on wasteof, like it’s an unspoken rule

who tf is following me i post once every 9weeks

yea ok I knew trump was going to say stupid stuff but that was freaking hilarious

Why are half of his videos the most beautiful acts of philanthropy and the other half is just Squid Game

half of mrbeast’s videos are like “I gave 10,000 orphans a place to live!” And the other half are like “I trapped 100 elderly people in a cage over a pit of lava and forced them to fight for $100,000”

half of mrbeast’s videos are like “I gave 10,000 orphans a place to live!” And the other half are like “I trapped 100 elderly people in a cage over a pit of lava and forced them to fight for $100,000”

what the sigma donald

post inspo because I was reading this article about this lady with dwarfism

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luc%C3%ADa_Z%C3%A1rate

and at no point in the article does it mention that she died when her circus train became stranded in the sierra nevada mountains and she died of hypothermia

After her circus train became stranded in the snowy Sierra Nevada mountains, Zarate died of hypothermia in 1890.

Like hello? Ok sure but I thought she would die of normal dwarf complications not some P.T. Barnum Donner Party ass situation in the mountains

and it says it so nonchalantly as if dwarves dying of hypothermia on a traveling circus train was a normal occurrence what is going on

Wikipedia “death” sections on people's pages are kinda wild because you read through their whole biography about something completely unrelated and then find out that they died in a freak skiing accident when they collided with a loose shark riding the ski lift and there will just be like… no mention at all of this anywhere else in the article? like not even the synopsis mentions these freaky accidents

Wikipedia “death” sections on people's pages are kinda wild because you read through their whole biography about something completely unrelated and then find out that they died in a freak skiing accident when they collided with a loose shark riding the ski lift and there will just be like… no mention at all of this anywhere else in the article? like not even the synopsis mentions these freaky accidents

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