take the entire file size of the Internet. about 64 zettabytes. now let's assume for a moment that we can store the entire capacity of the Internet on a single atom. 64 zettabytes to a single atom. then, imagine doing this for every atom in the entire universe. 64 zettabytes for each atom in the entire universe. now if you did this once every millisecond for the entire life span of the universe so far, you would get a really big number that I made up for dramatic effect.
so apparently it's “punch nazis” until nazis make graduation and then it's “i hope he gets the help he deserves 
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i do not care if this man has more nitrous than oxygen in his lungs last time I checked doing hard drugs doesn't make you put your underage daughter on a song with the second most prolific child molester since Big Jeff or start selling merch with the no no cross on it
is it the almond of the walnut
is they squeezin it out of the peanut
note to self: do not give jeffalo a remarkable paper pro and access to wasteof.money at the same time
what was that zelensky interview
sometimes trump makes me feel like I actually have a decent chance of running a country
what do blimps have to do with tires
what do fancy restaurants have to do with tires
9/11 deniers are funny asf to me bc they're like “jet fuel can't melt steel beams” “another, greater force must have been applied to cause it to fall” my brother in christ I think an entire boeing 767 travelling at 450 mph is enough of a greater force
why is it that whenever someone is asked to name a woman it's always one of the following:
their mother
Michelle Obama
Harriet Tubman
Amelia Earhart
Helen Keller
Are these the women of all time
we reached a point in the past where meme culture openly acknowledged the absurdity of the memes of the time when surreal memes were popular and now we live in a time where such memes are the norm
whoever posted that first quandale dingle image must feel like they opened pandoras box
I feel like meme images and their captions have become so detached from one another that they're just two separate jokes bc the average instagram reels meme goes like “when u n twin rizzing fine shyt bruzz huzz culturally relevant slang” and the image is just a stock photo of a snail
I feel like meme images and their captions have become so detached from one another that they're just two separate jokes bc the average instagram reels meme goes like “when u n twin rizzing fine shyt bruzz huzz culturally relevant slang” and the image is just a stock photo of a snail