sorry I've been inactive I was busy becoming a microcelebrity on the JID official app
I'm on a giant cruise ship for the first time and I swear this shit is like if a Vegas casino and a shopping mall had a baby that got dropped in the Atlantic Ocean
moms will religiously police the tv volume to be below 10 constantly and then plop down on the couch and load up a 400 decibel facebook video on their phone
why could I not get into wasteof for like a week I lost so many hilarious post ideas
“in nyc we hate tourists, they're so obnoxious! why would you ever come to this shithole” - just moved into a jersey suburb an hour and a half from the city
“yeah i don't really mind the tourists, you get used to them” - has spent 40 years living in manhattan
the 14 shitters who liked this thank you for validating my anger
I'm too impatient to give myself the proper rest time between sets but also very easy to distract so I've just fixed this by finding an interesting Wikipedia article and reading it until I get bored
this looks like a shitpost it's funny as fuck
quick PSA being 3 feet tall and addicted to creatine and pre doesn't make you healthy