update, 10 year old orphans are really annoying
april fools is tomorrow! now’s your chance to commit the most heinous acts imaginable and call it a prank
Call it Trademark 
Someone should make a social media, but you can’t post anything that was already posted
this isn’t an opinion, this is a fact that some poor brainwashed souls choose to ignore.
Sparkling water is a scam, IN MY OPINION.
It’s just more expensive water that is “spicy” (for lack of better term). I also don’t get the argument that people are afraid of the bubbles. It’s just an annoying feeling on the roof of your mouth.
i believe in you soldier
sizzles in an acid vat cutely
adding “cutely“ to any sentence that would be considered not cute adds significant comedic value, for example:
bleeds to death cutely
be a sigma. boost your own statistics.