@mef

sometimes its fun to just look through all the things I’ve made

all the artworks, big and small

all the text logs I leave for myself

and all the programs I wrote

how I’ve improved and changed over the years

it feels good to read your own fragmented autobiography

we should sue The Onion for stealing the orb of reality and making everything they write real

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the Ice War on Europa is fuckin’ crazy man, I just watched someone shoot themselves in the foot just for the warmth of a smoking gun, can’t blame em’ either.

Have the people on here heard about Bungie’s next game Marathon?

It’s been a pretty hot topic lately because the reactions have been really mixed

Personally I’m optimistic about the game itself, with a healthy amount of skepticism, but I am absolutely obsessed with the art holy shit it is exactly the sort of thing I love.

also here’s the yt channel for it if you want to check it out yourself https://m.youtube.com/@MarathonTheGame

happy weed bunny day, I’m going to eat a dandelion to celebrate

WHAT IS UP GAMERS

I’ve been working on this project for a few months now, it’s definitely not complete yet, but it’s been a while and I’ve been itching to show people.

While it isn’t done yet, it is at a stage where it is definitely playable, and I would love to get some feedback and any suggestions you have. Don’t be afraid to tell me you think it sucks, because I want to know that before I spend even more time on this!

link: https://editor.p5js.org/7vector/full/NlnUSedYI (best played in fullscreen, mobile devices not supported)

Reactive is a game about operating a sci-fi nuclear reactor aboard a spaceship hauling cargo for some faceless corporation. You are a brain in a box autonomous operator, who’s purpose is to operate the ship’s systems, primarily its reactor (which is the only thing that is available for now). A few moments of distraction could have catastrophic consequences. You’ll also need to communicate with the maintenance team to have things repaired when they break.

The game is planned to be a rougelike-ish game somewhat similar to FTL, except you’re not the captain. This includes buying upgrades, combat, and an end destination. I’m also planning on adding achievements for getting endings, doing feats, and finding secrets. All of this stuff (in this paragraph) is just a plan and has no release date right now.

you are now being attacked by a swarm of hungry locusts

Ok, so I’ve decided that I’m going to start playing The Finals instead of Phantom Forces because I’ve wasted way too much of my life on that game and I want to play something that’s actually fun. (and also I have a gaming laptop, why am I maining a ROBLOX fps lol)

Anyways I am not regretting it, holy shit this game is fun. why did I stop playing in the first place?? Sunk cost fallacy can kiss my ass (as in I had unlocked a ton of weapons in PF after playing for years).

me seeing everyone getting kicked from the wom discord and feeling a sense of superiority even though I’m never active in it due to The People I Don’t Like™ being there

how would you feel if you were approached by a clown in a space station in orbit around Proxima Centauri?

answer now for a free _!

sorry about yesterday, an executive from some ai bro tech company tied me up in my closet and apparently made that post, as well as hanging up several posters of ai images.

luckily I broke free last night and killed him in… normal human ways (:

who am I kidding, I mauled him and then folded him 4th dimensionally with the device

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