
you missed the funniest part

Priceless Jewels Stolen From Louvre In Daytime Raid
https://theonion.com/priceless-jewels-stolen-from-louvre-in-daytime-raid/

survey: six out of seven high school students do not know someone who has had a relationship with ai
Survey: 1 In 5 High Schoolers Knows Someone Who Has Had An AI Relationship
https://theonion.com/survey-1-in-5-high-schoolers-knows-someone-who-has-had-an-ai-relationship/

NAAAOOOOOO MY VALUE!!!!!
if i invite all my friends the website might explode
should i do that i think that’ll spice things up
seems counterintuitive that thanksgiving is celebrated on different dates in different countries