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today's the day chat

today is going to be my last day

drinking

smoking

procrastinating

cursing

eating junk food

being lazy

cheating

larping

gooning

saying 6 7

lying

threatening

robbing

bombing

punching

kicking

sliming

overall assaulting

scamming

finessing

serving fent

impersonating police

avoiding a job

harboring fugitives

committing war crimes

slandering

drinking soda

vaping

showering

and trying to conquer the tri state area

there's no looking back yall

this is the new me 🙏🔥📍

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Post drafting and new themes in worm NOW!!!

nothing screams performance like macbook air in a coffee shop

don't knock it till you try it!

Had a fun experience today /positive /iwouldneverticklesomeonesfeet

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What is probably the biggest Compressor update I've ever done, 1.6.0 is currently under review for the Play Store, but you can get it now on GitHub! https://github.com/JoshAtticus/Compressor/releases/tag/1.6.0

Thanks @eris for the new logo!

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By The Wasted Onion: Sorry wasteof.money fans, Worm is better.

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WORM CHANGELOG

that "feature" from wombat is now on worm

thanks for tuning in

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I love windows phone so much you would not believe it

@today is friday in california

VIVA ESPAÑA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

had a…hey, what are you doing with that camera? Mmmmmfgghhhh…mmmffff…. Stop… it's so big…mmf~

had a camera put down my throat again yesterday, how has your day been going?

had a camera put down my throat again today, how has your day been going?

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what

they should remake love island but everyone is a lesbian with a bigass sword. thatd be cool i think

if you ever feel useless, remember that you can move the post creation window on wasteof

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i got that

advice to all javascript users: get a real job

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