Let’s play a game of “Fortunately, Unfortunately“. Respond the previous post (the first comment below this post) by replying this post (not the previous post!)
I’ll start with: “I found this website.“
did I just spent 3 hours to make a inverse CQT transform that takes forever to do
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why do I write this
why dowo I wwite this :3
I’ve just realized that I lost my beta-
oh wait nevermind that is weird
On one server we call him a boy.
On another we call her a girl.
And on another we call it a calculator.
${proglang.name} has so many syntactic sugar I wonder if it has syntactic diabetes.
What if we represent the way people write code as a point on a grid
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All the hints to ones who cared to decipher:
It’s a section of a writing that has a lot of translations.
Some base conversion are done, but not by your usual numbering system. (think Excel)
If you done the conversion, you will find text that’s not in English. (note: the long words)
Except symbols, the plaintext only lies on a single Unicode block. (and a big one as well)
I like statistics and all, but I’m glad that computers exists
Calculating the mean of a distribution table over and over made my hand sore
We had a practice stage and I’m asked to record using my friend’s iPhone
Being curious, I captured all the 6 minutes of the stage in 4K 60 fps, resulting in a video file that is 6 GB large
Now she struggled to put the video to her Drive
oops
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ꦢꦠꦱꦮꦭ
ꦥꦣꦗꦪꦟ
ꦩꦒꦧꦡꦓ
this IME has Javanese but I can’t see the glyphs
I like to think Bird Up has not aired on TV and is merely an ARG
(probably not true, but I just like to think that)
Introducing Bees Bees.
Bees bees bees bees, bees bees bees bees bees.
AAAAAAA 100% AAAAAAA
Yesterday I said based instead of biased, realized the mistake, and asked if I’m right to say that