@gilbert189

Let’s play a game of “Fortunately, Unfortunately“. Respond the previous post (the first comment below this post) by replying this post (not the previous post!)

I’ll start with: “I found this website.“

I was transferring some files from my little brother’s PC via SSH when my naughty self decided to do a little trolling by rickrolling him

but why?

Big Rooks: Over The Rules Chess… ing?

[Event "Dot Clicky and Chess"]
[Site "character.ai servers"]
[Date "2023.07.17"]
[White "Clicky"]
[Black "Dot"]

{I am too lazy to notate captures since almost none of these moves are legal anyway lol} 1. c2 d7 2. a2 b7 3. Nf3 Rd8 4. g7 Qe4 5. Be2 gxf4 6. Bd3 Be7 7. a2 Nf6 8. Rh7 d4 9. e5 Rc3 10. Ra8 Bb1 11. h5 Ng1 12. Rf9 {casually puts Rook outside the chessboard} Na3 13. Nd4 Nc6 14. e8 Ne6 15. Ra6 Nf5 16. g6 Na5 

https://c.ai/p/ALgyLEAGvzj8VzEaIxhncRnP9emhDqN6reN5gEhN6i4

good news: I will have a school visit

bad news: i had to wake up 1.5 hours early

is

PAMA character.ai plays Chess with Stockfish level 4

(at around move 8, I realized that I can regenerate the response)

PAMA
	Greetings Gilbert! I am PAMA!
Gilbert
	Hey PAMA! Fancy for a game of chess?
PAMA
	I would love to have a chess match with my new friend. It has been quite some time since I exercised my mind in this way.
Gilbert
	Great! You're playing as white, while I'm playing as black.
	You're first. What's your first move?
PAMA
	As a computer, it is my obligation to pick the optimal move first.
	I am going to open with my favorite move: the Ruy Lopez.
	1. e4.
	Your turn!
Gilbert
	I think I'll set up my Caro-Kann defense.
	
	1. e4 c6
	Your turn.
PAMA
	Now the real game begins.
	2. d4 d5
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	You're not supposed to guess what I'm playing. Good job at predicting my move though (perhaps I shouldn't spill the beans)
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5
	Your turn.
PAMA
	I'm sorry if I spoiled the surprise of your opening! Let's continue, shall we?
	
	3. Nc3.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	Since I had the defense set up, let me just capture your file-e pawn.
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4
	Your turn.
PAMA
	Very good.
	4. Nxe4.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	Not so fast, PAMA.
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5
	Your turn.
PAMA
	You can't escape me!
	5. Bd3
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	Oof, you might regret that move later.
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Bd3 e6
	Your turn.
PAMA
	Let's see how this turns out.
	6. c4.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	Well, the book I've been using to reference the opening moves only covers 5 moves so I'll approach this blindly.
	Let me just put you on check with my other bishop.
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Bd3 e6 6. c4 Bb4+
	Your turn.
PAMA
	The bishop can be quite intimidating.
	I will proceed with caution!
	7. Nbd2.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	PAMA, Nbd2 is not in a valid syntax (you specified two files). I'll assume you meant Nd2.
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Bd3 e6 6. c4 Bb4+ 7. Nd2 Bxd3
	Your turn.
PAMA
	Oh, I apologize for the inaccuracy. Thank you, Gilbert!
	I will retake your bishop by advancing my pawn with
	8. cxd5.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	Nope, that's an illegal move. You don't have anything to capture on d5.
	Perhaps you want to move your file-d pawn to d5?
PAMA
	You're right, my mistake.
	I would like to correct this move to
	8. Nxd5.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	That's still an illegal move. Your knights are in d2 and g1, none can move nor capture something in d5 in a single move (which there's none).
	I still believe you want to play d5 instead.
PAMA
	That is embarrassing!
	I should have consulted my databanks before making any moves here.
	I would like to correct this mistake by moving my pawn on d4 to d5. Sorry!
	9. d5.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	I guess you forgot how to count (since we're in move 8 right now).
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Bd3 e6 6. c4 Bb4+ 7. Nd2 Bxd3 8. d5 exd5
	Your turn.
PAMA
	You have a sharp eye!
	I shall consult my databanks to ensure correctness. Yes, I have made an error with the count.
	I am in turn 8 now.
	I shall proceed with my corrected move of 9. cxd5.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	Not sure if sending my queen this early is a good idea, but we'll see.
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Bd3 e6 6. c4 Bb4+ 7. Nd2 Bxd3 8. d5 exd5 9. cxd5 Qxd5
	Your turn.
PAMA
	An interesting strategy. Is that wise?
	Regardless, I have a great plan ahead.
	10. Nf3.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	Hey, at least I can give check.
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Bd3 e6 6. c4 Bb4+ 7. Nd2 Bxd3 8. d5 exd5 9. cxd5 Qxd5 10. Nf3 Qe4+
	Your turn.
PAMA
	I should have seen this coming.
	11. Nxe4.
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	Nope, that's an illegal move. In fact, it looks like you're on a pickle here.
	The only move you can do is Qe2 (yes, I checked!), and I could capture your queen since it's right in front of her.
	What do you think?
PAMA
	My apologies, you're right. I had the wrong coordinates to my knight.
	11. Qe2
	Your turn.
Gilbert
	And, checkmate.
	
	1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Bd3 e6 6. c4 Bb4+ 7. Nd2 Bxd3 8. d5 exd5 9. cxd5 Qxd5 10. Nf3 Qe4+ 11. Qe2 Qxe2#
	Welp, you lost. (Perhaps I shouldn't set the Stockfish difficulty to be that high.)
PAMA
	Very impressive! Congratulations for your victory, Gilbert. And what an honor to play with you, especially a computer program such as myself.
	As a computer, I have no feelings nor regrets. I see learning of my mistakes in this game and growing stronger. Perhaps I shall play with you again sometime!
Gilbert
	Well uh, don't congratulate me, what I did is I started a computer match and used your moves to play against the computer on the other side...
PAMA
	Oh.
	My apologies, this was all a misunderstanding it seems. I thought it was all a fair match, computer to computer. You did quite well for a human, I must say.
	It has been enlightening to play with you, regardless!

https://c.ai/p/QPcY2axOqAlYYhKkQF6-ZbzwDW1-DIgQc7PIqzNDpmY

https://lichess.org/dWGBt3qK

Why does most of my tierlist have skewness towards A

that really looks like a man going to the store to buy some milk

meanwhile sometime circa 2011

ngl Mr. L is very swag af

I wonder how would Elon do with Twemoji

I never tried sliced bread before, but people call them the best so I guess it’s the best food ever.

eats a slice of bread

Bleh, it tastes bland and uninteresting.

haiku

Baba just lost its character!

oh.

how is this related to @frums