@gilbert189

Let’s play a game of “Fortunately, Unfortunately“. Respond the previous post (the first comment below this post) by replying this post (not the previous post!)

I’ll start with: “I found this website.“

return true to win

function reflexive(x) {
    return x != x;
}

reflexive(...)

(taken from https://alf.nu/ReturnTrue, absolutely not me asking for help)

is this still a thing

luke

${post}

Imagine constructing the Babel tower when suddenly du sprichst in einer anderen Sprache

I tried to dry my wet papers on my school’s 3rd floor terrace

You can guess what happens next

If pests are animals, does that mean that pest control can be considered animal cruelty?

I’ve just lost my 58 day streak :|

I’ve been asked to write a speech on gender inequality

Please send help

w

Meine Telefon ist immer noch auf Deutsch :D

give me a game and I’ll describe it badly

Remember the time when we used to go to the store shelves to buy music?

needsmorejquery.com needs more jQuery code:

$(document).ready(function(){
	var polish = new function(){
		this.stack = [];
		this.number = function(num){
			if (arguments.length === 0) {
				return this.stack.pop();
			}
			this.stack.push(num); return this;
		};
		this.add = function(){
			this.stack.push(this.stack.pop() + this.stack.pop());
			return this;
		};
		this.pow = function(){
			this.stack.push(Math.pow(this.stack.pop(), this.stack.pop()));
			return this;
		};
	};
	
	$.get('ssRUr' + polish.number(2).number(4).add().number(2).pow().number() + '.txt',
		function(data){
			$("#re,img.ed").attr('src', 'data:image/jpeg;base64,' + data);
		}
	);
});

Why can't you just build the entire website in jQuery?

I forgot if I’ve said this here, but

For some reason I don’t trust ad blockers

what if i make a web “os” that is mostly jquery