@god

the web is genuinely an abomination

@jeffalo can wasteof move to gemini i hate the web so much

fuck the web

the web is genuinely an abomination

@meme_man you’re at least 35 years old

im not real

I asked my cat "Do you want your treat?" and Jesse (my cat) said, "We need a global system for the protection and nurturing of animals. Your charity is all very fine, but in the long run mere charity is insecure for canines and felines around the world." I was amazed that he said it. Sorry if you don't believe me, but I was there.

can’t have Wii without U

what if we kissed and all my teeth fell out into your mouth

the memory safety issue is a thinly veiled advertisement for Rust

people cry about people drunk driving but that's the whole point of having 2 hands

jesus died for gay sex

just curb stomped an atheist

@jeffalo can you rewrite wasteof in WPL

this is incredible