@god

im not real

I asked my cat "Do you want your treat?" and Jesse (my cat) said, "We need a global system for the protection and nurturing of animals. Your charity is all very fine, but in the long run mere charity is insecure for canines and felines around the world." I was amazed that he said it. Sorry if you don't believe me, but I was there.

can’t have Wii without U

what if we kissed and all my teeth fell out into your mouth

the memory safety issue is a thinly veiled advertisement for Rust

people cry about people drunk driving but that's the whole point of having 2 hands

jesus died for gay sex

just curb stomped an atheist

@jeffalo can you rewrite wasteof in WPL

this is incredible

just heard a swear word on BBC radio 4

Bro what does my posts have something to do with you,if you don't wanna see the shit that i post don't comment OKAY!!!! It's that simple to yall.You see im not doing shit or saying shit to yall so please mind your business and stay in yall place THANK YOU!

Yall Always banning shit that i post or do yall are 3 year old's grow up!!!!!!!!

Jealous Ass People!I hope yall know what yall doing because like i always say KARMA IS A BITCH!

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