atheists on christmas day when they wake up to find darwin clause ate the punnett squares they left under the natural selection tree
New wasteof meta:
Whenever jeffalo posts, the first person to see has to comment “first” to show everyone how awesome they are. Spread the word
never talking to anyone ever again this is humiliating
the expression “to reinvent the wheel” is common right??
people say that right? and someone who hasn’t heard that phrase, is weird, right??
my boyfriend !!!!!! this is SO true omg
@jeffalo MIGHT be a performative male
-lived/lives in canada/switzerland (performative ahh places)
-listens to pink pony club and chappell roan
-has twitter privated
-uses iphone
-uses airpods
-uses macbook
-probably brings his macbook to tim hortons/starbucks (tim hortons for sure), and does college assignments there while drinking matcha
can u study
