@jeffalo

we could a snow day today and it’s the most chill weather oat

for context: my uni has a reputation for never closing. even under absolutely terrible conditions

a horse walks into a bar

the bartender asks, “friday?”

“yup that’s me”, says the horse

getting laid is great

getting off is great

so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.

hot take: airlines should either give more space or remove the ability to recline seats in economy class

this is a git reference

Mon Sep 17

air canada safety video probably the most unhinged one

the woke left?

without saying goodbye?

we’re nearing 10 years since airpods released

i miss my girlfriend (christmas break)

i just re-watched ‘the bourne identity’ and i swear if i didnt’t get to ask my dad what’s going on every 15 minutes i wouldn’t understand the plot. am i not smart enough for cinema. chat

IB has to be the freakiest school system bc wdym PP, DP, CP…

what if instead of king julian we had king boolean and instead of singing ‘i like to move it move it’ he sang ‘i like to prove it prove it' and it was about logical operators and