Per internal investigations, the next public Scratch project will purportedly feature the incredible ability to export the project as an “*.sb3” file, as well as the ability to see inside the project’s code and “remix” it.
Nintendo of America will be uploading a video to their YouTube channel soon.
It will have a runtime of at least 1 second.
iPhone 17 will reportedly have a color display that will run at multiple frames per second.
A developer is working on a game that will release this year.
It will reportedly feature a revolutionary new technology called “controller support”. What exactly this entails is unknown.
Steam Deck 2 will be like the original Steam Deck, but it will reportedly “have a 2 in the name”.
Other additions (or subtractions) to the device are currently under wraps - I’ll share more once my source has more concrete information.
A new feature will be added to @hatch soon, which will do something. The response to this feature will be somewhere in-between extremely poor and extremely positive.
It will be released roughly sometime within the next 1,000 years, or before the heat death of the universe if everything goes well.
The release of the Raspberry Pi 6 will reportedly have “little to no effect” on the current production rate of actual raspberries.
Or pies.