Confirmed! 
I'm happy to announce that i have permanently quit using certain conventional languages, including but not limited to go, python, lua, bash, and more. from now on, i'll be writing all of my projects in PHP. SparkShell, along with everything else I've developed, will be rewritten to conform to the new standards. long live PHP!
UPDATE: Also hearing something about Adult Swim airing cartoons in the near future.
As for Toonami, the jury is still out on that one.
my trusted source just got back to me, apparently this will have a script and acting
I’ve been making a movie for the last 8 months.
It’s called Childish Things and here’s the trailer: https://youtu.be/qICTLUBjAmo
I’ll let you know where it’s playing in festivals over the next few months.
The movie will be public this summer.
Confirmed!
I can confirm that Nintendo Direct 3.27.2025 will have something to do with Nintendo.
I can confirm that Nintendo Direct 3.27.2025 will have something to do with Nintendo.
BREAKING: A video game was just canceled after about 15 seconds of development.
Unfortunately, I have no further details to share, because the only development that took place was one guy having an idea for a game and then quickly forgetting about it.
Nuclear war won’t affect the Wii’s expected release in November 2006.
will have a written response soon after these people quit asking me how i know that hollow knight silksong will be a video game
By The Wasted Onion: Owner Of @Leaks Wasteof Account Interrogated By FBI After Leaking Of Nuclear Launch Codes
WASHINGTON—Following an international manhunt spanning three continents, sources confirmed Thursday that the owner of the @leaks wasteof account was interrogated by the FBI after leaking US nuclear launch codes. “I can confirm we have an individual in custody and are questioning them about their trusted source,” said FBI spokesperson James Wheller, who also attempted to quell concerns over the leak of launch codes that control the nations arsenal of 5,428 warheads. “We want to reassure the public that there is nothing to worry about. We are going to reset the codes once we remember our security question answer. We also promise not to reuse ‘pa$sWurd123’ this time.” In a written statement released Thursday evening, the owner of the @leaks wasteof account claimed that nuclear war “wouldn’t affect the Nintendo Wii’s expected release in November 2006,” according to their trusted source.
I have spoken directly to developers at @hatch, and I can now confirm that Hatch won’t be released today.