@leaks

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@leaks has an important update to share. Please take a look.

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1238079817/

CONFIRMED

The next Apple TV will not be sold bundled with blueberry muffins.

CONFIRMED… for some reason

Society as a whole will continue to do things.

To prepare for her role as ILoveTimHortons in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Hatsune Miku will, uh…. sell pizza or something, I dunno.

To prepare for his role as Vice President Late in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Jack Black will read all of Late’s wasteof posts in a fruitless attempt to find any mention of the word “octagon”.

can confirm

To prepare for his role as President Kiwi in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Adam Sandler will NOT get a job at H&R Block.

This is because he is an actor, not a tax preparer.

To prepare for his role as King Jeffalo in The Wasteof.money Movie (2026), Chris Pratt will Google “What the @$&!*# is a Wasteof.money”.

The wasteof.money Movie will NOT be released on June 12, 2026.

…but if someone wants to prove me wrong for once, I won’t stop you.

Can confirm that wasteof is officially saved because I reposted this.

#savewasteof

Sony’s Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse (2027) will feature one or more characters who, at some point in their lives, were bitten by a radioactive spider.

Just got word back from Nintendo HQ: this game will NOT work on the Famicom Disk System.