Sony’s Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse (2027) will feature one or more characters who, at some point in their lives, were bitten by a radioactive spider.
Just got word back from Nintendo HQ: this game will NOT work on the Famicom Disk System.
To play Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, users will need to select the game’s icon on the Nintendo Switch HOME Menu.
Certain airlines will continue to offer in-flight movies, either for free or for an additional cost.
knew it
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can confirm it will end either before, at the same time, or after the following programs end:
the simpsons (not likely to die anytime within our lifespan)
family guy (not dead, but we’ll see what happens)
pokemon: the series (oh yeah this does still exist)
spongebob squarepants (ask me again in five years when they’ll be releasing the fifth movie)
nfl on abc (wait people watch the nfl on abc)
nfl on cbs (wait people watch the nfl on cbs)
nfl on nbc (wait people watch the nfl on nbc)
nfl on fox (no notes, banger theme song)
the tonight show (not dead, but following recent developments, on death row)
the weather channel (like the entire channel)
cnn (also like the entire channel)
sigh confirmed…
@kiwi will inevitably buy yet another dumb Invader Zim Funko Pop, despite how much he says “this’ll be the last time”.
According to industry analysts, at least one person will be successfully ragebaited this week.
