CONFIRMED… for some reason
To prepare for her role as ILoveTimHortons in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Hatsune Miku will, uh…. sell pizza or something, I dunno.
To prepare for his role as Vice President Late in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Jack Black will read all of Late’s wasteof posts in a fruitless attempt to find any mention of the word “octagon”.
can confirm
To prepare for his role as President Kiwi in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Adam Sandler will NOT get a job at H&R Block.
This is because he is an actor, not a tax preparer.
To prepare for his role as King Jeffalo in The Wasteof.money Movie (2026), Chris Pratt will Google “What the @$&!*# is a Wasteof.money”.
The wasteof.money Movie will NOT be released on June 12, 2026.
…but if someone wants to prove me wrong for once, I won’t stop you.
Sony’s Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse (2027) will feature one or more characters who, at some point in their lives, were bitten by a radioactive spider.
Just got word back from Nintendo HQ: this game will NOT work on the Famicom Disk System.
To play Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, users will need to select the game’s icon on the Nintendo Switch HOME Menu.
Certain airlines will continue to offer in-flight movies, either for free or for an additional cost.
knew it
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Identity Of Wasteof User @ILoveTimHortons Found To Be Sentient Tim Hortons Franchise
