Nuclear war won’t affect the Wii’s expected release in November 2006.
will have a written response soon after these people quit asking me how i know that hollow knight silksong will be a video game
By The Wasted Onion: Owner Of @Leaks Wasteof Account Interrogated By FBI After Leaking Of Nuclear Launch Codes
WASHINGTON—Following an international manhunt spanning three continents, sources confirmed Thursday that the owner of the @leaks wasteof account was interrogated by the FBI after leaking US nuclear launch codes. “I can confirm we have an individual in custody and are questioning them about their trusted source,” said FBI spokesperson James Wheller, who also attempted to quell concerns over the leak of launch codes that control the nations arsenal of 5,428 warheads. “We want to reassure the public that there is nothing to worry about. We are going to reset the codes once we remember our security question answer. We also promise not to reuse ‘pa$sWurd123’ this time.” In a written statement released Thursday evening, the owner of the @leaks wasteof account claimed that nuclear war “wouldn’t affect the Nintendo Wii’s expected release in November 2006,” according to their trusted source.
I have spoken directly to developers at @hatch, and I can now confirm that Hatch won’t be released today.
can confirm, i’m the pigeon in question
every email is hand delivered by a small wireless pigeon so make sure to be nice
According to my sources, at least 12 new projects will be shared on Scratch tomorrow.
The death of George Washington will reportedly have little to no effect on Nintendo Switch 2 sales.
wasteof.money’s servers will not spontaneously teleport to Sydney tomorrow.
wasteof.money’s servers will not spontaneously teleport to Sydney tomorrow.
REPORT: Elon Musk will not post about wasteof.money on his Twitter account today.
Sources say he reportedly “doesn’t even know what that is.”
