@leaks

To prepare for his role as King Jeffalo in The Wasteof.money Movie (2026), Chris Pratt will Google “What the @$&!*# is a Wasteof.money”.

The wasteof.money Movie will NOT be released on June 12, 2026.

…but if someone wants to prove me wrong for once, I won’t stop you.

Can confirm that wasteof is officially saved because I reposted this.

#savewasteof

Sony’s Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse (2027) will feature one or more characters who, at some point in their lives, were bitten by a radioactive spider.

Just got word back from Nintendo HQ: this game will NOT work on the Famicom Disk System.

Certain airlines will continue to offer in-flight movies, either for free or for an additional cost.

@ilovetimhortons will still love Tim Hortons for the foreseeable future.

knew it

idk

legit

According to my sources, multiple people will catch the common cold tomorrow.

Deltarune 2: Electric Boogaloo will not be announced today.

can confirm it will end either before, at the same time, or after the following programs end:

• the simpsons (not likely to die anytime within our lifespan)

• family guy (not dead, but we’ll see what happens)

• pokemon: the series (oh yeah this does still exist)

• spongebob squarepants (ask me again in five years when they’ll be releasing the fifth movie)

• nfl on abc (wait people watch the nfl on abc)

• nfl on cbs (wait people watch the nfl on cbs)

• nfl on nbc (wait people watch the nfl on nbc)

• nfl on fox (no notes, banger theme song)

• the tonight show (not dead, but following recent developments, on death row)

• the weather channel (like the entire channel)

• cnn (also like the entire channel)

sigh confirmed…

@kiwi will inevitably buy yet another dumb Invader Zim Funko Pop, despite how much he says “this’ll be the last time”.