@mythus

and let the games begin

improv in drama class is so great

Hello Everyone! I haven’t been active in a while, and my user was/used to be @lonelyking. But, I’m back. Expect regular posts!

why do my high school teachers say my stuff’s missing, then 2 seconds later they turn around and say: “nevermind I found it”

I feel i’m the only one who feels like oh yeah, Im Vault-Boy when I wear blue

Who cares what people think, as long as you have fun do whatever the fuck you want

I mixed some chemicals over the weekend, and I made a psycho stimulant.

@human can u make and send me a website with Google embedded as an iframe? idk how to

Shovels are better weapons than people give them credit for.

I found a literal shitpost

For every like this gets, I will write 1 sentence from green eggs and ham in the comments.

spare change?

I wanna see someone post over 1000 comments on a post.

The best group chat name: Stephen Hawking’s Pit Crew

HAWKTIMUS PRIME

AirPods, EarthPods, FirePods AND TIDE PODS! DELICIOUS!