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aka Zydrolic, but please just call me latte or fluffo. or literally just anything other than zydrolic. thank.
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one thing, i don’t know why

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Just had a dumb question I cannot leave now - Why do people just go “Not reading all that” all the time?

You need to read to get a job afterall…

note: ace attorney spoiler

i love namesniping

this is happening to me as well now lol

I’ve managed to completely reprogram my muscle memory in a day somehow - whenever I want to close a tab, I now do Ctrl+Shift+W, which also happens to be the shortcut for closing everything in a lot of apps.

average privacy policy

also no you won’t get the link as to what site/place im taking this from (edit: will say its a “social media” though, but I’d rather put that in quotations)

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no context

Using sneak 100 ironically.

sidenote: I’m never pronouncing Godot as Godau and you can bet on that

dawn of 2024

free meme

merry new year everyone

0:00, 2024.01.01 here

8 minutes remain until 2024

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happy new year

i still have to wait til new year since for me its 12:07 but im making this post early anyways

I’m again reminded that the Bee Movie was about bees suing humanity

somehow the lawsuit also lasted 3 years but the bees would’ve been dead by then i think

atleast if i remember the lifespans of a bee right (i have high doubts on myself on it tho)

I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.

I just realized the pun in Luke Atmey is that it sounds like “Look at me”

why did i take so long to realize

prepare the rocket launcher

the update is coming, God is releasing it, we must start kazotsky kick emote

note: sarcasm

i wish reality ran off the source engine it would be so much better

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roses are red

violets are blue

i forgot my punchline

and [i] have nothing to do